Ketrivie
It isn't all that great, actually. Really cheesy and very predicable of how certain scenes are gonna turn play out. However, I guess that's the charm of it all, because I would consider this one of my guilty pleasures.
SeeQuant
Blending excellent reporting and strong storytelling, this is a disturbing film truly stranger than fiction
Celia
A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.
Fulke
Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.
Harlow_WU
Adam? Adam? Aaaaaaadam? Aaaaaaaadam? And that's the first 90 percent of the film reviewed.After watching to the end I have no idea what this film was about. What happens? I have no idea except athletically built men turn up, walk around in their underwear, spend a lot of time looking for Adam, get tied up and writhe around on a bed...and the ending is equally amazing.I'm fairly certain all these 1313 movies are made for closeted gay men to have an excuse to get their kicks on watching hot young boys:(closeted gay man sits on sofa watching 1313: UFO Invasion)(wifey enters room while the TV screens hot young boy walking about in his underwear)WIFEY: What are you watching dear? CLOSETED GAY HUSBAND: Oh, just some show about invading aliens.WIFEY: Okay, dear. Sounds like something I wouldn't be interested in. I'll leave you to it. (wifey exits) (secret saved another day)
tamaracarl73
First of all....THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS UNBELIEVABLE <3 (: I'm really proud of how sensual the acting- was portrayed....Though, the first 1313 movie I watched was extremely better than this one (better scenery) I still thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it.A question I would like answered: Did you run out of whitey tighties? I only ask because.... some had on black boxer briefs and it really threw me off. :/ I guess I just don't understand (and probably never will.... *sad face ): * )The music was very VERY appealing... is there a CD I can buy? Now, once again I'd like to announce that everyone deserves an Emmy award because I was blown away with the suspense, the sexuality, the acting and the way the Sun shined through-out the whole house. I'm looking forward to the next video, thank you. <3
uugeejay
Going into 1313:UFO Invasion, understand this is NOT an action film, but a cerebral one. You are not going to see spaceships and laser explosions. The aliens are subtle, chameleon, careful not to appear out of the ordinary. They are here to watch, study and collect samples and data. These scientist-aliens are more voyeurs than soldiers.To that end an unsuspecting group of buff frat boys wind up in the clutches of a 'MILF-ish' alien (the ever lovely Monique Parent) who is here to observe and collect biological samples. One by one, brief wearing frat boy after brief wearing frat boy is waylaid and ends up strapped to a bed for study and lethal extraction of samples.Subtle, under the radar aliens is an interesting premise, but the way the concept is presented might be better suited for a half hour TV episode of The Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits -- there is no gore, sex or bad language. Here we have a story that seems padded with repetition, and is stretched rather thin.The ending was an unexpected surprise, however. Stick around for it.
acerbic-1
The whole thing looks like a premise of a porn movie. And the premise goes on and one for more than an hour. Tedious and repetitive. We are treated with a big number of mostly naked man and too many close ups on nipples. Most of these men are only given a single line of text.The wholesome of the story is revealed in the first and the last 5 minutes. Everything in between is a naked wet men footage. Seriously, what the hell? Pretty much everything about this movie was bad, but acting stands out.I cannot recommend this to anyone. If you want to look at men bodies, go straight to porn sites, this trash is best be forgotten.
