Reptileenbu
Did you people see the same film I saw?
Gurlyndrobb
While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.
Mabel Munoz
Just intense enough to provide a much-needed diversion, just lightweight enough to make you forget about it soon after it’s over. It’s not exactly “good,” per se, but it does what it sets out to do in terms of putting us on edge, which makes it … successful?
Aneesa Wardle
The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.
Leofwine_draca
Alongside making incredibly cheap and cheesy natural disaster movies and films which rip off various Hollywood blockbusters (such as TRANSMORPHERS, their version of TRANSFORMERS), The Asylum are adept at churning out various airline disaster flicks. This is one of their most enthusiastic efforts, which is either a good or a bad thing depending on your predilection for cheese.The narrative involves an electrical storm which fries the electronics of a couple of aeroplanes (one a passenger plane, one carrying the President) and causes them to go out of control, heading on a collision course for each other. Meanwhile, the guys on the ground try to work things out, while the passengers experience all manner of turbulence and shocks.I'll say this: AIR COLLISION, despite the boring title, is an action-packed film. It's packed full of awful CGI effects of people being sucked out of planes, planes burning, planes falling apart, and general chaos. It's a fast paced movie, replete with awful acting and rubbish dialogue that'll make your ears bleed. The story is chock-full of goofs and inanity and the only familiar face you'll see is that of Reginald VelJohnson, he of DIE HARD fame, sadly reduced to appearing in such nonsense. Still, at least it's never boring, just trashy, so it's not the worst Asylum movie out there.
igolfleft
If not there should be.. This was an absolutely awful movie on levels I've never seen before. I was amazed that i lasted 30 minutes.. that was enough to skip through the whole movie and find out the BIG scene at the end of the movie that others have outlined.. The only highlight in the whole movie was the chance to see some of the "pretty" girls in it naked, unfortunately this does not happen and so hence a waste of time.Finally.. Since when does Hillary Clinton appear in movies?? Obviously that is who she is trying to play as the first lady.. I feel sorry for the main character, cause he was actually half decent in Die Hard.. this is a LONG way from Die Hard.. this movie just needs to die period.
egocandy
I saw it as the story of a brave male flight attendant forced to hide his heterosexuality in a biased industry.The rest of the film is simply a set-up to position that character to make a literal sacrifice equal to his metaphoric condition.Also little know fact; Air Force One looks exactly like the interior of a La Quinta Inn conference suite.Carry-on baggage has airtight properties.Unexploded ordinance remains intact on impact, and is also cool to the touch.Security lasers are not lethal to sympathetic characters.Air Force One has less crew than a JetBlue flight.Epilepsy is not a joke, it's a very dramatic beat!The Presidency of The United States is won by the 5th caller.That man really needs his newspaper.Make fun of Vegans, prepare to get burned about heart disease.Every 1st daughter; Amy Carter, Patty Davis, Chelsea Clinton, The Bush twins, Sasha and Malia Obama, every one of them is a top-tier trained 747 co-pilot.
SEApdx
I haven't seen a movie this bad in a long time, thank you! A perfect way to spend a night while a hurricane passes over. I still find it baffling that there are movies out there that prove that not even a basic level of simple research was performed before shooting. Either way, this definitely falls into the category of "so bad that you feel sorry for everyone involved but must laugh." The failure to even begin to accurately portray the military (BDUs in 2012, uniforms that exist nowhere in any military, a Captain calling a Lt "Colonel," upside down ranks, using radios backwards, etc) or aviation (a 2 aisle DC-9, missiles on Air Force One, 200 mile separation taking an hour to converge) or basic physics and sociology really, were just the funny parts. The direction and amateurish rapid fire cuts will actually kind of make you literally sick.Definitely recommend.