Andre the Butcher

2005 "Dead Meat. It's what's for dinner."
3.9| 1h27m| NR| en| More Info
Released: 01 February 2005 Released
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Andre the Butcher will make sure you pay for your sins.

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ChikPapa Very disappointed :(
NekoHomey Purely Joyful Movie!
Protraph Lack of good storyline.
Afouotos Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.
TdSmth5 Every once in a while a surprisingly good movie surfaces. And lately it's low budget movies that manage to come up with something unique and entertaining. This movie is one such gem. No A-list actors, which is always a good thing unless in your world, RJ is an A-list actor. That does not mean that the acting is bad. All the main actors do an outstanding job, if you appreciate subdued acting. This is not hyperhysterical sceaming dialogue that goes as good acting these days. Granted that some of the secondary actors aren't all that great- I'm thinking about some of the cops. The actors here succeed in portraying their characters, young community college kids, horny, hungry, funny. The script is outstanding. First of all, there is a script, unlike most movies these days that give you fancy effects and no dialogue. The script is fresh, funny, witty, unique. What starts out as a mundane story line of stranded cheerleaders in the middle of nowhere turns out to have plenty of surprises in store. The special effects are good and quite gory at times. The girls are pretty and there is a seriously erotic scene here, something you'll never see in your megaplex. In fact, there are a couple of scenes that only independent filmmakers have the guts to create and there are a few of those here. I like that this movie is filmed on location in Florida and not in some Hollywood backlot or in LA. This is an outstanding effort by a group of people who seem to like movies and know how to make a good production with a limited budget. I hope to see more from them. Andre the Butcher II would be something to look forward to. You won't be disappointed with this movie if you like your movies light, entertaining, fun, and sexy. For sure this is a better horror movie than 95% of the junk that ends up in theaters and is marketed as horror these days.
Mariav-4 I can completely understand other reviews saying it was horrible. The acting and script was ridiculous. There was a random lesbian scene involving chili being licked off toes, peaches and Vienna sausages. The "foxy Cleopatra"esquire deputy used words like Jive Turkey, I'll baste this turkey and sucka also the male cheerleader called people dingle-berries. The convicts called people ass-clowns and they were also ridiculous.Given all that, somehow, I liked it. It was funny and I think (or at least hope) that it was meant to be. I gave it a 4 because it was entertaining to watch on an October afternoon. There certainly are millions of better movies out there though!
aaatile I was given this wonderful film by a friend to watch and enjoy. The cover really made it look like another stupid horror movie. They are all the same. Thank God it wasn't. This was hilarious. The first five-minute scene (THREE POINTS!!!) is one of the funniest sequences I have ever had the pleasure of viewing. The ridiculous jokes, especially the name-calling (fartknocker), were truly hilarious. Watch this movie. And watch it without the expectations of being scared. Whenever you might get scared during this film, the director adds something like passing of gas to take away any suspense. This is a great, hilarious film starring Ron Jeremy, and should be watched and laughed at by any very mature audiences. Enjoy it for what it is.
stevelaing this is one of the most dreadful flicks i have seen in a long time the tubby old porn star Ron Jeremy who's description in a earlier comment is rather insulting to all the blokes/lassies, who know him from VHS long ago porn films, as he has to act out very badly written scripts,and he still does it......i agree the film is totally waste of film but u cant say you have seen Ron Jeremy in a flick without taking his clothes off.........lol even though there was a hint of porno, but nothing revealing, so if you are looking for cheap thrills, watch the rabbits in march.........after a few Min's in to the film i started wondering if the garden shed needed painting....uh huh that bad,AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE

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