SmugKitZine Tied for the best movie I have ever seen

Fairaher The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

BelSports This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

Cassandra Story: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.

Abd Al-Qader Al-Awwad This is a very very bad movie I don't think I ever watch a movie bad than this one if there is a a very bad vote this will be in the bottom of the bottom of the awful bad movies its not enough to delete it from my computer I suggest if you read this before you watch it PLEASE delete it and DON'T watch this its completely waste of time, I wish I can delete this from my memory it will be there for ever it will be my baseline of my worst moment ever in my entire life and I don't think I'll have a more worst time I watched 1000's of hours of movies and I watched bad and awful movies but NOT like this one its by far the worst ever and I don't think there will be worst than this even if they try its NOT even possible to make a worst movie ever again they hit the bottom with this I and I wish this movie deleted from all the universe I think aliens will never come to earth if they watch this one, please don't watch this I wish I didn't do it, thanks.

stevenspielberg1980 I'm not sure if this was scripted or not, but I for one won't be casting them in ET 2!! The acting is very wooden and the background music overpowers the voices of the "actreses", I understood upon watching the film that I wasn't to expect much as it was an indie film but if you compare this film to the likes of peter Jackson's bad taste, it would make this film seem as though a 4 year old had both written and directed it!! Could I do better? More than likely, am I a director no, most certainly not! In fact this has inspired me to direct a movie, I'm going to call it, Attack of the Crap Movie!! I can at least now relate to the characters in this movie I seem to have lost just over an hour of my life, and I'm one step closer to death!

MacShoreman This is confusing. The poster and official web site states the movies name is "Dark Watchers - The Women In Black" but on IMDb the name is "Men in Black: The Dark Watchers". Decide please!Film projects employs most often a mixed crew. You find professionals with lifelong experience mixed with those who are at the beginning of a career and learning. Some film projects with fantasy budget has perhaps the fewest inexperienced crew members as opposed to low-budget films. This is a super low budget film. I would not really categorize this film as a motion picture. Somewhere there is a lowest level that a film has to reach for me to call it a feature film. This film does not reach anywhere near that level. This is something else. An unsuccessful hobby project or school project maybe but certainly not some thing to charge the public for viewing. This production falls flat. I do mean everything. Among the most notable is the directing and camera / visualization. Regarding the actors performance - this movie will not boost anyone's career. Maybe it's bad directing, which is the cause? In that case, I sincerely hope that the actors and crew are given the opportunity to show what they really can perform in future projects. About the directing. I seldom say things "suck" but in this case after giving it a really long thinking there is no options: The directing of this movie really sucks. After watching this movie I digged in to Philip Gardiners life and production history and I am not surprised this is the result of his craft. Philip Gardiner is the living proof that quantity is not a measurement of quality. I do doubt we will ever see a Gardiner production nominated for an Oscar or any other significant award of recognition. Do not pay to see this movie. Rather call a distant relative you did not want to talk to the last 10 years than spend time on this.

cypresstwist This is one of those movies that pick a name similar to the one of a blockbuster to get a couple more views. This title is no exception, but I have to mention that the movie is bad even for B standards. The acting is absolutely laughable, the plot seems to have been crafted by a six year-old and the camera effects are even worse. Do NOT pay to see this, do NOT waste bandwidth trying to download it. The director should be shot and his ashes thrown into a garbage bin. There is some moderate nudity in the movie which simply does not make up for how bad it is. This is one of those films your friends will tell you to watch just to laugh at how bad it is. Don't listen to them. It's worse than that. It's an epitaph to human stupidity and a clear example of how not to make a movie.