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SeeQuant Blending excellent reporting and strong storytelling, this is a disturbing film truly stranger than fiction

Invaderbank The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

Quiet Muffin This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

zardoz-13 I bought this straight-to-video release at Walmart with extremely low expectations. Everywhere on line rookie writer & director Eli Dorsey's abysmal World War II thriller goes under the title "Devils of War." "Devils of War" sounds better than the generic title "101st: A-Company." Actually, this movie combines elements of warfare and devil worship. This utterly preposterous 75-minute combat epic is so hideously awful that it is hilarious. The action occurs in Nazi occupied Poland in 1944. President Roosevelt assembles three elite American soldiers and inserts them behind enemy lines to storm a castle and extract an undercover agent. As it turns out, the maniacal Nazis are conducting Satanic experiments using the blood of virgins to conjure up an army of indestructible demons. William Baldy,a.k.a. The Chaplin (Jerry L. Buxbaum), Adam Wald (Lawrence Anthony) and Herman 'Black Hercules' Jackson (first-time actor Jamin Watson)are flown in but their aircraft is shot down. They run afoul of German patrols and engage in one firefight after another until they rendezvous with their buxom agent, Claudia Klum (Carly Kingston), whose claim to fame is her big boobs, hides the camera between. When she squeezes her breasts together, the camera takes pictures. The actor who plays FDR looks nothing like Roosevelt, while most of the actors and actresses have a difficult time making you believe that they are the genuine articles. There is a quasi-"Where Eagles Dare" vibe going on in this crisp opus. The production values are far from opulent, but the film works until the occult elements are shown. Meanwhile, the firefights in the forest look tolerable, and some of the back projection is okay.

richieandsam DEVILS OF WARBlimey… I was not expecting a big box office hit, but I was expecting it to be made slightly better than this.The movie is about a group of soldiers that are dropped into enemy territory to rescue an undercover agent that is in the opposite camp. The problem is the Nazis are doing experiments with dark magic and sacrificing virgins to create this monster to help them win the war.Sounds bad right? It's actually not that bad… but it could have been a whole lot better.The first thing I noticed when the movie started was how well the fighting scenes were. The action was really good. The effects during this time though were not good. The explosions were bad and the gun shots were actually laughable. The soldiers were in the forest fighting each other and shooting each other, but when a bullet hit a tree you could see the smoke from where it hit, but when the smoke clears the tree is still perfect. No bullet holes or any damage at all in fact. A few grenades were thrown too, but the explosions were bad. You could tell they were done on a computer and were not really there. I was laughing at this point. The worst effect for me though has to be when the woman id riding a motorbike. Oh my god… it is made so badly that I am thinking they did it on purpose.When the fighting actually stops long enough for the cast to speak… it created even more laughter. The acting is preposterous. If any of these guys act again, I will be surprised. The characters were great though. It made the film even better. There were a few characters that were hilarious… my favourite being Herman Jackson… A.K.A. "Black Hercules". There are 2 blonde girls in it that are clearly there just for the attraction factor… it doesn't work! They are by far the worst actors in the whole film. Pointless sex scenes were added in too. The film stars Jerry L. Buxbaum, Lawrence Anthony, Jamin Watson, Jeremiah Grace, Carly Kingston & Apple Lee.The story is weak… not a lot really happens in it.The funniest moment in the movie is where the undercover agent sees them creating this monster thing and she has a camera down between her breasts… to take a picture she had to squeeze her boobs together. I laughed so much!Normally I would give a film like this a 2 or a 3 mark just for the lack of effort… but I will be generous because I didn't take it seriously and I thought it was hilarious. I will give this film 5 out of 10."When you die and God asks you why you are there… tell him Black Hercules sent you"For more reviews, please like my Facebook page:https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ordinary-Person-Movie- Reviews/456572047728204?ref=settings#

meteorus The cover of the DVD announces this film as "A cult classic - Iron Sky meets Outpost" so I bought it in eager anticipation. What an idiot! I can barely even begin to articulate how much this statement overstates the artistic merit of this 72 minutes of rubbish. I knew I was in trouble from the beginning with the hilarious "special effects" of the burning plane but I thought I would give it the benefit of the doubt and soldier on in the hope that it would get better. I kind of stayed with it until the hilarious back projection bit with the girl on the motorbike, which is a classic Ed Wood moment, and it was at this point my will to stay with it was seriously evaporating. Once we got to the bit with the virgin begging the soldier to relieve of her affliction in order to save herself from the Nazis I crumbled and gave up. OK, I suppose I should have carried on until the end in order to review this but I expect most people who stumble upon this cinematic train-wreck will concur with me that getting to the end of this is like having teeth pulled.For those living in Blighty do not be tempted by the fact that it is a fiver in the bargain bin at Tesco (I expect it will remain in there for some time as I doubt there will be many takers). Take my advice if you are momentarily tempted as you trail pass the DVDs and go buy some booze instead - the experience of a fine bottle of Albanian chardonnay will be much more memorable than this film, believe me (and at least the label on the bottle probably does not misrepresent the contents).

rogue9000 You know when you start to watch a film and you wonder 'Will this be so bad that its good?' the answer to that is NO it is just BAD. The premise of the film could have worked as it is common knowledge that the Nazi party were interested in the occult. The problem is that there is so much wrong with this film,they send in a 'special' group of soldiers dressed in German uniforms so they do not stand out but then have one of the men black,oh yes the German army was well known for the amount of black troops they had and they even mention how stupid it is in the film. I am sorry but this really did seem like it was written by a 14 year old boy (hence the 2 women with large breasts) the special effects were a joke half the time (the back projection during the spy on the motorbike and the toy plane). The only thing that this film has going for it is that you can watch it to spot all the mistakes and add them on IMDb.