Acensbart Excellent but underrated film

Catangro After playing with our expectations, this turns out to be a very different sort of film.

Tyreece Hulme One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.

Mehdi Hoffman There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.

I-TheMan-I BESTIALITA' (aka DOG LAY AFTERNOON) is a thick slice of sleazy Italian erotica which was co-written and co-directed by Euro-cult legend George Eastman. No stranger to perversion and filth he managed to crank things up a notch in this film by adding some forbidden love in the form of some interspecies sex between a woman and her faithful Doberman. Does this mean that dog is actually woman's best friend? In one of the most memorable opening sequences in the history of cinema we watch as a young girl plays outside on her bike. She is lured towards the window of her home by a woman's moans. Through the window the girls sees her mother lying naked on her back on the floor, the lovable family pet on top of her, thrusting away (the film makers somehow missing the perfect opportunity to include the much more appropriate doggy-style position)(plus why the hell was the mother like 'my daughters playing in front of the house and my husband is probable near by lets have a quick with the dog). Anyway, suddenly Husband walks through the door, and he's not at all happy about Wife and Dog doing the horizontal mambo on the living room floor. He pulls up his naked wife, gives her a smack and shoves her out the door before tying up Fido and then burning the house down with the animal inside. A little harsh on the dog if you ask me, I'm sure the whole sex thing wasn't his idea. But then again you never know, maybe the dog used his canine charm to seduce the woman, plying her with alcohol and then having his way with her. But we'll never truly know because the dog is f*cking dead now. But I digress.It's at around this point that I imagine most people turn the film off, eject the disc and throw it down a well. And then blow up the well and bulldoze the rubble into the ocean. After all bestiality isn't something most people really like to think about or talk about, kind of like the Holocaust, or Limp Bizkit.But (simulated) bestiality aside the rest of the film settles into a much more palatable kind of erotica; the kind where humans have sex with humans and dance naked at crazy swingers parties. Some years after the young girl sees her mother ding the dirty with Rex she has apparently run away from home and lives on a small island with her very own Doberman. Paul (March) is an architect visiting said island in order to design some kind of tourism development. His wife Yvette (Mayniel) has tagged along even though it's obvious that she would really rather be somewhere else. The couple see the girl (whose name is Jeanine - played by Leonora Fani) around the island with her dog but each time she disappears with a ghost- like suddenness.Paul and Yvette finally meet up with Jeanine after she steals Paul's camera and they form a kind of family relationship. The couple have been trying unsuccessfully for years to have a child and Jeanine has in a way filled the void and somewhat repaired their marriage. But this relationship takes a quasi-incestuous turn, culminating in a threesome involving the pair and their surrogate daughter. The movie also takes an unexpected turn ending with a bloody climax and an ironic twist after finding out from a private investigator that Jeanine is ill.In short Jeanine has some kind of mental brake down and reveals everything about the hole mother and dog thing to Paul and Yvette. Jeanine then decides to follow in her mothers footsteps and they find her on the beach with Fido shagging her brains out (In only the second bestiality scene in the film which is strange for a film named so)in a much more graphic scene then the first and at this point a man comes along and kills the both.Overall i found it quite interesting. But that all depends on whether or not you can get past the whole dog-screwing thing.

lazarillo Despite a bestiality theme and the presence of Ilona "Ciciolona" Staller, this is actually a surprisingly boring movie. The opening is a doozy though. A young girl is playing outside her family's island villa when she hears strange noises. She looks in the window to see her mother going at it with the family pooch! This jaw-dropping scene is patently ridiculous (and obviously simulated--dogs don't usually favor the missionary position). Also, aside from turning on very perverted men, there is no real reason for a woman to WANT to have relations with a dog. It's not like they're great lovers (they're not very well-endowed, they're in a big hurry, and they slobber a lot). Anyway, the father walks in on this beastly congress and is apparently not happy about being cuckolded by Fido, so he ties the dog up and sets the villa on fire! It would be hard for the movie to top this, but it really doesn't even try. Instead, it cuts to some years later when a group of jaded bourgeois types come to the island. There is A LOT of talking and the pace becomes positively glacial (if it wasn't in Italian with no subtitles, I'd swear it had turned into a French film at this point). The now-grown girl (the very pretty Leanora Fani) is still lurking around, however, strangely with the same dog (who seems no worse for the wear). One of the male guests becomes infatuated with this feral girl after she steals his camera (and after he later walks in on his wife giving her a bath). I won't give away the rest, but expect some lesbianism and a threesome (or a foursome if you count the dog)."Cicilona" water-skies topless and dances naked at a party at one point, but I can imagine any fans of her hardcore porn work who see this thinking she is in some kind of perverted "dog movie" are going to be VERY disappointed at this slow,arty effort. I actually watched this movie more for Leanora Fani, who is prettier and far more talented than Staller, but it's not her best film either. It kind of reminded me of "L'Uomo, La Donna, y La Bestia" in its combination of art and outrage, but while that film isn't boring for one second, this film is often nothing but.

trashgang A couple is arriving at an island. The man immediately get fascinated by a girl wandering around on the island with her dog. Suddenly when he comes home his wife had brought the girl inside gaving her food and a rest place. Due the fascination by the man for the stray girl he found her naked in her bed, he start making love with her being watched by his wife. When the man is off taking pictures again, his wife makes love to the girl. When the man arrives home again he found them together naked and is asked to get involved. All this makes it a real sleaze movie. As we learn from the first moment in the movie the girl watches her mum having sex with...that dog. The dog has his appearances in the movie and when the girls get a spasm she tells to the couple what she has seen. The end of the movie is rather typical. Due the fact that there is this (fake) dog copulation this movie was never released worldwide. Only Italy (were it was made) released it on rental VHS. Of course this movie will never have his official release due the dogscene and the weird relation. There aren't many words in this movie and that's okay 'cause you will only find the movie in Italian, no subs. If you find this one, 'cause it's a hard to find OOP due the cover and title try watching it. The funny thing is that James Last made the music for this one, Last was a very famous composer in the 70's and toured worldwide. Guess he never knew what he was composing I guess. You will look twice when your neighbours dog is barking.

Bornagainst This movie was a classic slice of cheese that I previously thought could never be made. Keep in mind that there is no actual "illegal" activity in this movie, however the blatant illusion of it is enough to make anyone want to take a shower after watching.For fans of Euro-sleaze, Joe D'amato and other purveyors of cheap thrills, do yourself a favor and track it down. Keep in mind that there may be various prints of this floating around, but if you get one that's listed as WIDESCREEN, you should be OK. There are also no known English subs for this, but take it from me, you don't need to understand what is going on to be able to enjoy the tasteless treats that await you.This movie is truly one in a million.Born