TeenzTen An action-packed slog

Tacticalin An absolute waste of money

Salubfoto It's an amazing and heartbreaking story.

Brooklynn There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.

facebook-336-885041 This feels like a middle-schooler tried to write a Woody Allen script. Dialogues are ripe with stuttering, unfinished sentences and in general feel like they're 100% improvised - by actors who failed improvisation class. One of the worst movies I ever watched (I actually hit STOP at halftime, something I pretty much never do), if this even classifies as "movie" and not "outtakes from high school impro class 101". Avoid.