Evil Alien Conquerors

2003
4.7| 1h29m| en| More Info
Released: 03 December 2003 Released
Producted By: Nada Pictures Inc.
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Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet

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GetPapa Far from Perfect, Far from Terrible
Konterr Brilliant and touching
Neive Bellamy Excellent and certainly provocative... If nothing else, the film is a real conversation starter.
Beulah Bram A film of deceptively outspoken contemporary relevance, this is cinema at its most alert, alarming and alive.
Scott_Mercer No, dude, you're actually about 5 foot 6 and shorter than almost every other person you run into...ah...do you not get that? I guess that's why this movie is "funny." Okay, enough snark. This movie actually is funny, if you like stupid, annoying humor. It comes at you full throttle with an absurd premise and distractingly low production values. Seriously, what was the budget on this thing? It looked like a film school production, to be honest. That low.Two aliens come to earth with orders to behead the entire human race. It becomes clear pretty fast that they have vastly overestimated their prowess and vastly underestimated the resources needed to accomplish their task. Oh well, it's all good actually, because they decide that Earth is a pretty cool place, loaded with fast food, Smirnoff Ice, extremely entertaining infomercials and the genius of Supertramp.Dedrich Bader and Chris Parnell go through the whole movie in footy pajamas, people. Footy freaking pajamas. And so does the "giant" from their alien world, come to make sure they have taken over Earth, CROKER, who is actually shorter than both of them. Nevertheless, he keeps screaming about the fact that he is 100 feet tall and is going to crush everyone with his giant feet. He also wears footy pajamas. Purple ones.If this sounds like your cup of tea, your showcase of all-out idiocy, then be sure to check it out. Or if you like the idea of Dedrich Bader and Chris Parnell running through some deserted suburban town at night in footy pajamas, then by all means, 90 minutes of your life is just waiting to be expended. Really stupid, but I guess in this case that is not an insult.
szampino 2 somewhat inept Aliens invade earth with evil intentions. Almost as good as the 3 Stooges but there are only 2 of them.The plot is simple enough but the results are hilarious. We drink Crystal Geyser water and eat Sunchips whenever we watch our copy. I won't explain why but you will too!Great fun that will keep you laughing long after the movie is over. It may not be Oscar material but it certainly has my vote for a fun family rental. We almost fell out of our chairs laughing! Many of the silly comments throughout the movie stick in your head. It was like a Saturday night Live skit but better.It's not a problem kenny!
Mark Astemborski This is a terrible movie. I was embarrassed just watching this movie. Don't give this movie a second of your time. I thought it looked like it might be kind of funny in the video store. Turns out that i just wasted a 1/2 a gallon of gas, $5, and 2 hours of my time to see what is possibly the worst movie in the store.The spoiler is that you end up wasting your valuable time. I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone. It should never become a cult classic for being so bad. That's how bad it is. People that refer to this movie as entertaining are merely jerks that want to tick people off.The actors in this movie should be embarrassed that they ever considered doing this movie. Tori Spelling didn't even want her name in the credits on this movie. Try to guess why.
LibertadBGreen Smirnoff Ice is mentioned about three dozen times in this movie; it's even mentioned in the "Evil Alien Conqueror" theme song that's played at the end as the credits roll! For some strange reason, Tori Spelling wasn't originally credited in this movie, although her appearance as Jan is, in my opinion, the only thing that makes this movie worth watching. I've never seen her look anything less than fabulous, but her waist looks particularly long and slender in this movie. Unfortunately, the most skin she shows is her face and arms. Her most sensual and erotic scene is when one of the Evil Alien Conquerors feels up her hairy "unibrow".