TrueJoshNight Truly Dreadful Film

Phonearl Good start, but then it gets ruined

Joanna Mccarty Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.

Rio Hayward All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

Comeuppance Reviews When KGB assassins target the life of Attorney Kate McQuean (Crawford) because of her associations with a mysterious boat, only one man can come to her rescue: Marion "Cobra" Cobretti -- er...Max Kirkpatrick (Baldwin)! According to the movie's tagline, he's a Cop on the Edge - or COTE, as we call them. With the baddies using all kinds of high tech (for 1995) gizmos to track their whereabouts, Max and Kate will always have to stay one step ahead of the highly-mobile evildoers. If that means a few car chases, stunts, shooting and...romance...then so be it. With nowhere to run and no one to trust, will our heroes be FAIR GAME for the bad guys? Hey, if we wanted to see movies that are Cobra (1986) without being Cobra, we'd probably just watch Black Cobra (1987), starring Fred Williamson. Because it's based on the same Paula Gosling novel that spawned one of our all-time favorite movies, Fair Game seemed very familiar to us. But instead of Stallone cutting pizza with scissors and Brigitte Nielsen posing with robots, we have one of the Baldwins and Cindy Crawford. Why does Hollywood always do this? What, Cobra wasn't good enough for them? They thought that they could improve upon perfection by haughtily going back to the original title, getting a big budget and a glossy look and no one would notice? Now, while this may be a needless run-through of Cobra, it's not without some charm of its own, but we felt we should get that out there as our opening salvo.As we've said before, there are many kinds of dumb when it comes to movies - dumb is not one size fits all. Thankfully, despite (or maybe because of) its retread status, Fair Game is very dumb; sort of a cross between "Hollywood Dumb" and "90's Dumb". The key question is: is it entertaining? And the answer is yes. The clichés are so broad and the plot so paint-by-numbers, I'm surprised the script wasn't written with a paintbrush and printed on an easel. It doesn't seem like there was ever an attempt to make it any other way. The dialogue may be groan-inducing, but the action scenes are solid and well-executed, if a bit on the silly side (Baldwin flying sideways while shooting).Maybe out of a guilty conscience, the movie can't seem to let go of its Stallone connections - at one point, someone calls Baldwin "Sly", even though his name is Max. Baldwin smokes cigars, clearly a reference to the fact that Marion Cobretti said smoking is bad for your health. In Cobra, Brigitte Nielsen was a model, so naturally that led to the casting of Cindy Crawford as her replacement. And this may be a stretch, but the whole 90's Dumb/Hollywood Dumb connection comes through clear as day when you look at the similarities between this and Stallone's The Specialist (1994). The natural humor of Cobra is replaced with "humor set-pieces"...but is that what kept this flying off video store shelves in the 90's? As for Cindy Crawford, hey, she gave it a try. If you're looking for us to criticize a non-actor for having a flat affect when speaking, you won't find that here. Lord knows we're used to seeing that around these parts. The fact that she's a lawyer in the movie is a bit of a leap; perhaps she could have been a model working at night for her law degree, or maybe a paralegal. But Crawford as a full-on lawyer was a bit much...yes, there is some light Crawford nudity, but is it really her? With all the 90's tech on display, it's easy to get distracted. The baddies know where to find her because they hack into her pizza account. HER PIZZA ACCOUNT. Well, if there's any takeaway from this movie it's this: don't have an online account with any local pizza joint. Instructive.Fair Game is 90's Hollywood action in a nutshell: dumb, stupid, and actually very entertaining. Fascinatingly, this is director Andrew Sipes's only directorial effort to date. Maybe he got depressed because he tried to out-Cobra Cobra, didn't do it, then gave up entirely. It may have been Fair Game for the critics, but who cares? This site is all about the fans, and if you see it on cable or find it cheap on DVD, check it out. You could do a LOT worse.

jessegehrig IMDb, let's talk about THIS movie, Flair Gain. It's about apes, specifically the talking kind. Those apes, those Goddamn sh*t throwing apes, oh, let me tell you, they get up to some shenanigans, like stealing stuff, shooting stuff with guns also shooting people with guns, it's America it's cool, BLOWING STUFF UP!!! Do you know who Cindy Crawford is? She's a lady, professionally. She's not some kind of part-time lady, y'know, only being a lady on the weekends and holidays, she's a full time lady, whole movie. So the story of the movie is pretty lady gets with hunk, ugly people try to stop them. The good news is the really attractive people kill all the ugly people in the movie, and that's where babies come from.

ramy harb i actually enjoyed this film, we know cindy Crawford isn't the academy award actor, but simply this movie had an amazing ambiance to it, the Miami setting, the score of mark mancina simply amazing let's you get involved, the cinematography was good, bad script and bad plots doesn't mean the viewer doesn't enjoy the movie, it doesn't have to be that bad script makes a bad movie, these types of films are for fun, entertainment, it doesn't want to be serious more than it has to be, i recommend it for all action lovers, this is the same as Armageddon,deep impact,the specialist, these movies are for fun, not every movie has to have a strong plot.

Alex Raynes This was by far one of the worst films ever made. Money definitely should have been spent on some acting lessons. The plot was needing of well ANYTHING and there was no chemistry between the actors. There was a lot of things being blown up… unfortunately none of them was the film itself. Cindy Crawford is of course a beautiful center piece but her acting is so strained there is no emotional connection with her acting partners or with the audience. Baldwin also bombed in having any kind of real or believable connection with his scene partners. I actually walked out of this movie because it was so painful. Some really good films would be Pierce Brosnan and Rene Russo in the "Thomas Crown Affair" or a more comical film like "True Lies"