NekoHomey
Purely Joyful Movie!
TeenzTen
An action-packed slog
FrogGlace
In other words,this film is a surreal ride.
Scarlet
The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.
Vomitron_G
Boy... what the hell did I put myself through? GRIM felt and looked like a third rate Full Moon movie (it was equally crap), only it's not. So that makes it a lesser movie (anyone following my logic?). The Grimmie-creature was fun to look at... but the movie wasn't. At one point I got so bored, I found myself making up lyrics for a song about... GRIM. The song's called... "Grimstink". A band called Grimfist inspired me with the title. It's supposed to be a gore-grind-death-metal song (so if you want to sing along, makes sure you growl the words in such a manner that no-one understands them). The content of the lyrics, is designed to at least give you some idea about what's up with this movie. And yes, the chorus is loosely based on "Maze Of Torment" by Morbid Angel. Here we go...------------"GRIMSTINK" Where do women go? - What does Grimmie know? - Are they used for food? - Or there just to look good? Grimmie do the moan - Grimmie gimme growl - Grimmie made of foam - Grimmie looks so foul. CHORUS: Grim! - Caves of torment - Stink! - Caves of deathWhy go down the cave? - Above, much more safe - Simply makes no sense - Geef mij maar witte pens Grimmie hangs around - Grimmie looks at lens - Always underground - Until this movie ends Grimmie looks around - Nothing to be found - Grimmie looks some more - This movie is a bore CHORUS (x2): Grim! - Caves of torment - Stink! - Caves of death------------
theemaster
I don't typically like cheap horror movies or shall we say cliché but surprisingly I liked this more then I would if it had been made by the sci-fi channel.. (which watching it I realized.. it wasn't a sci-fi channel original because the movie would have been much worse had it been) It actually did have originality unlike a typical sci-fi/horror movie and yah the special effects are just awful (almost looked animated.. yah know before computers) It seemed to me and maybe I'm just wrong but the pacing was terrible, aka there where a lot of useless shots the director couldn't find any thing else to do with.. so he spend 3-5 minutes of celluloid on climbing down a ladder But underneath it all this movie had more heart then your average crap fare.. it had a cave, a sort of interesting premise (call a devil/troll) through a wiji board and sets and or monster looks that where sort of interesting (and sort of terrible) this movie is definitely cheesy and can be appreciated it for it's uniqueness and it's cheese and really not following the formulaic plot lines we expect (there isn't a plot but even for not having one it's.. not formulaic) I also make a note for those interested that this movie has limited bondage scenes; for those looking for it..
Big_Boss
'Terror?' What 'terror?' I was walking through Blockbuster one day, and I saw this film box, on VHS, before DVD.Now, I thought this was going to be awesome, almost as good as some great monster movies(i.e Pumpkinhead, the original the sequel sucked).They say subterranean terror. I don't know why. This film didn't even make me jump ONCE. The effects are absolutely h o r r i b l e. The 'monster' looks sooooo fake. I scared more people with my Halloween costume when I was 7. As for the plot.... ugh.*SPOILER ALERT*but don't rent this movie, it sucks.Some really dumb goth teens make this 'monster' wake up through a ouija board. It comes from the ground, and looks like a pile of that $2 horse manure. Anyway, this thing kills these dumb teens and I was rooting for the monster. As for acting... these people REALLY need acting lessons. Maybe psychological help. 1/2 out of *****
MrGravano
This movie does not deserve to be on the bottom 100 list. It deserves no ranking, no mention, and no memory. If I had only one wish, it would be the absolute eradication of this title from the planet and to lock the cast and crew involved back into their time capsule.Not only did it bring new definition to the word rancid, it proves that there are some people God really doesn't care about. There is not much I can add here that hasn't already been covered. If you still wish to view this movie despite all warnings, you may end up as one of the many suicides due to the absolute depression this movie instills in the jolliest of souls.