Cleveronix A different way of telling a story

Grimossfer Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%

Teddie Blake The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

Janae Milner Easily the biggest piece of Right wing non sense propaganda I ever saw.

fermin-2 It's unfortunate that you're not allowed to give 10 NEGATIVE points, and even that would mean I'd be doing this movie a service. The actors were bad, the script is beyond awful and the whole idea of bringing out a movie with the same title in the same year as the one you're ripping off is just plain being assholes.Please hunt down all copies of this movie and burn them.Here I thought I was done reviewing. But nooo, Amazon expects me to vent for at least ten lines. No problem, I could probably go on for 10 pages. The "witch" for example was particularly bad, just plain retarded for example the scene where she "catches" Gretel. A punch to her face would have put paid to that.Then there's the kids' father - getting ready to be ripped of by his soon to be new bride. Hellooooo.... could see that coming from a mile ahead. Not that I watched the movie long enough to see if they actually had that in the script, too, but it's just very pathetic.And the no-good 20-something Hänsel, a slacker if I've ever seen one, suddenly growing a pair? Really??

derektrotteresq ........but it's not great either! This film is watchable for what it is, but Hansel & Gretal had so many opportunities to kill the witch and her two sons and didn't take them that I was literally rolling my eyes at the screen.Also it should be noted that Hansel and Gretal didn't seem to give a toss when they saw their Dad lying on the ground with a pitchfork protruding from his abdomen and even ran away whilst the witch was stabbing him to death. They didn't try to help or even acknowledge to each other what had just happened.....that alone makes the film irritating. It's irritating but watchable.

Richard Noone Accidentally watched the movie, thought it was the one with Jeremy Renner.Seriously: Why make a ripoff of a movie and name it that similar plus in the f**king same year? Wasted like 45 minutes (accidently) and the rest intentionally.. Thought it couldn't get any worse than it was at that point when I realized it was the wrong movie due to bad acting and a complete bulls**t-script. However: There is just one good thing which I can tell about the movie. The "hot" Gretel... The rest is just negative, as like the already mentioned bad acting and the bullshit-script. But also the horrible makeup.This movie is just ridiculous.Watch it when you are stoned and with friends, you'll laugh your ass off.3/4 out of 10 , I don't really like trash-movies... If this was supposed to be one.Made this account just to post that.

anders_asd This movie is nothing but a poor attempt at doing anything for the viewer. Why the f is it that every time a blockbuster is released, a sh*tty B or C movie is made just to feed of the success of the said blockbuster. If the actors in this movie thought that it was a good idea to participate in this sh*tstorm of a project they thought wrong, But don't give up. there are plenty of really good scripts out there, Get a new agent and quit joining sh*t projects, The movie makers of this flick on the other hand; I have no respect for you guys, The acting is bad, the cinematography is bad, the concept is already taken by Tommy Wirkola, the storyline in bogus and the special fx is not special at all. It looks like the whole movie was made by preschool kid with no hair on his genitalia.