Supelice
Dreadfully Boring
Freaktana
A Major Disappointment
Grimossfer
Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%
kosmasp
I just read a review that stated this was one of the better ones. Don't be too fooled by this. That doesn't mean it's actually good. It's just better than other ones (apparently, I can not actually be 100 % sure if that's true, haven't seen a lot of them to be honest), which seems like a sad fact.I had hoped for more Gore, the nudity part did not really bother or interest me. Acting wise, it didn't deliver either. The one location thing didn't really elevate the movie either (apart from a couple of scenes that is). If you lower everything, expectations and such, you might be able to have fun with it and enjoy it as a "party" movie with friends
lazarillo
This low-budget Japanese movie somewhat resembles one of the late 80's/early 90's no-budget efforts of American directors like Fred Olen Ray, Dave Decoteau, or Jim Wynorski ("Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers", "Evil Toons", "Beverly Hills Vamp"). It has a small cast isolated at a single location and it relies a lot on topless female nudity and rather tame softcore sex, with bone-headed humor mitigating the actual horror and gore. Befitting the new millennium though, it's much more outrageous. It has the same basic plot as "Beverly Hills Vamp" with a lot of horny guys being dispatched by prostitutes at a sinister brothel/massage parlor, but there is more of an emphasis on bloody castration scenes, although they're still played strictly for laughs.The three female leads are all played by former AV (adult video) starlets. The most famous is Asami, who has been in a lot of films like this and is relatively talented in that she can play both a badass and a more traditionally submissive female role. She gets to do both here. And if you find it either funny or sexy (I don't really), she and her male partner here both end up farting in each others' faces at different points. Asami and the other girls show a lot of "T", but not enough "A", and of course no "V" (or "P"?) since this is Japanese. The Japanese optical fogging here is downright bizarre. The dismembered, uh, members of the male victims turn up at several points, but they optically fog only the tips so they look like Vienna sausages (and wouldn't they deflate after all the blood ran out of them?). More annoying though is the optical fogging of the front of Asami's see-through, chain-mail underwear.This movie is actually pretty entertaining though aside from the less- than-hot sexual content. It holds together well throughout with martial arts and sword fighting at the end (including a memorable scene of one character having her eyes literally knocked out). There's also a nice mean-spirited twist at the very end involving one the male characters, who is a virgin and has resisted the deadly hookers because he is trying to stay faithful to his fianceé. Don't necessarily expect a hot sex romp, but this is kind of a FUN movie.
trashgang
Another flick coming out of Japan that isn't going to be a classic. But I must say that I enjoyed it a lot more than other Asami flicks. Still it is sometimes a bit boring but due clocking in at 75 minutes it's over just before you know it. The script itself is ridiculous and doesn't add anything. It's also clearly to see that it was a low budget. It all takes place in the same building, a massage but one with a special offer. 3 friends are passing by a new erotic massage and wonder how it would be to go in because the price is really cheap. Once they enter the title of this flick is what you get. People who have seen another Asami flick Erotibot were a bit let down on the part of Eroti(c). This time Asami lovers will see her undress all the way. The gore is intact and a bit funny to watch with the typical exaggerated sputter of the red stuff. It all starts pretty nasty but it falls a bit down once one of the girls is breaking down and tells what is really going on. But luckily it picks up again and it even becomes rather cheesy with a nipple being sliced off and some intestines being ripped out. Not a masterpiece but a lot of red stuff and some gratuitous nudity from all girls involved. And this time I even smiled...Gore 2/5 Nudity 2/5 Effects 3/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 2/5
Drago_Head_Tilt
Fashion HellThree guys go to a cheap brothel called Shogun, where the girls remove customers of their penises in violent ways (i.e. biting into a sushi dick roll). Unfunny and unsexy cheap gore comedy (indebted to Takao Nakano) has a few surprises not worth waiting for, and wastes the sultry talents of three adult video actresses (Saori Hara, also in 3D SEX AND ZEN, Mint Suzuki and Asami) who have done good dick-stiffening work in their regular gigs. Released outside Japan as Part 2 of the Nippon Splattererotics series (between THE BIG TITS DRAGON and EROTIBOT).
