Btexxamar
I like Black Panther, but I didn't like this movie.
Contentar
Best movie of this year hands down!
Robert Joyner
The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one
Kirandeep Yoder
The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.
Michael Ledo
A German company manufactures a sex robot (Cynthia Kirchner) and it is sent to a US senator ( Larry Miller) who doesn't get it. Instead it lands in the hands of two dorky teens (Zack Pearlman, Doug Haley) who try to hold on to her as a dysfunctional FBI comes after them.There was a lot less sex and nudity that one would expect from the title and DVD cover. One can't help but make comparisons to "Weird Science" an 80's PG-13 classic "teen sex comedy." The humor was more juvenile than clever, overusing shocking sexual statements as a source of cheap jokes. We know how these films always end. I felt uncomfortable while the teens sat there and swore at their parents, calling them stupid while using profanity. While I don't mind profanity, especially when the Bot used it, their using it in this scene sucked the humor from it. This may have a lot of teen appeal.You might want to consider watching "Weird Science" again if you're over 30.Guide: Plenty of swearing, some implied sex, brief Cynthia Kirchner (or body double) nudity. Chasty Ballesteros provides early hot Asian tease nudity.
huh_oh_i_c
Let me count the ways: - What really surprised me was the city, the surrounding locations and the suburbs, they were of an ugliness seldom seen. It made me sad and suicidal. What saved me is that I realized i didn't have to live there.The two main leads are ugly. I mean, you know how in Superbad they're SUPPOSED to be ugly, but they have a certain kind of charm? That's totally missing here. Here Nard and Huff are just simply unattractive ugly.The robot is a bit ugly, she looks too ..... chiseled? Gaunt? Cold? Robotlike? I don't know, but it's not soft and appealing.The script is totally predictable, boring and lacks any effort for surprise. A movie about a sexrobot and there's no KISSING??? It's a prudish script with predictable near kissing only found in Disney movies for the under 12 demographic. Then there's the usual bully, the hot girlfriend, who INEXPLICABLY is interested in a real loser like Huff, who is also ugly.This is not one those movie where it is so bad it's good. This is just bad all the way.1/10 The Melancholic Alcholic.
Robert MacGregor
A mixed bag I'd say. Just don't expect a Oscar nominated film.Sure, these low budget films with that person you recognise from that show you can't remember can spring a surprise or two. I was surprised to see familiar faces in this show. At time this was funny and painfully awkward. Granted this was never going to win any awards and the coarse sexual references at the start was testament to that. Two main actors who had stereotyped roles could have been familiar faces which may have brought this film more spice.I like the idea of the story but toward the end the characters and actors started to annoy me that I even forgot what happened in the end.
ivko
Some talented comedians are in this, but don't let that fool you. It's not funny, sexy, or interesting. I watched the first 11 minutes and 34 seconds on Netflix, then flipped to the last 5 to see how it ended and couldn't make it; it was just too painful to watch. The writer and director should be drummed out of the industry and be sentenced to watch this film in its entirety every day for the rest of their lives.Apparently this review needs 10 lines to be publishable. I find it ironic that the standards required for me to warn you how awful this, this whatever it is (visual sadness?), are apparently higher than the standards required to produce it in the first place.