RyothChatty
ridiculous rating
Softwing
Most undeservingly overhyped movie of all time??
Comwayon
A Disappointing Continuation
Nanja Giesbert-de Haan
Okay, I admit.... I was watching this movie because I recently discovered Ian Somerhalder in the Vampire Diaries... And I love this genre, the love and struggling between boy and girl... So when finally Ian appeared, I was like "Woooow those eyes!!!" but and the end of the movie I was like "Wait, why was there no kissing between Ian's character Daniel and the girl Lauren?" He is totally hitting on her and she is like "Wow!!! But I love my boyfriend..." So I was hoping that there was a great scene between them, like kissing and she realizing at the end that she still loves her boyfriend (or not and have a affair with Daniel).... But nothing like that!!! How can you put beautiful Ian Somerhalder in a movie, flirting, but no action???? So now I'm disappointed....
sicyon
The plot of romantic comedies are never their strong suit but this movie didn't offer a single interesting or creative approach to the tired old formula (boy-meets-girl, boy-gets-girl, happy-couple-time, trouble-in-paradise, break-up to make-up, airport scene). Most romantic comedies work because the characters can be identified with and viewers care about them enough to look past the poor plot. Throw in some funny lines and comedy and your movie "works". This movie isn't funny and the main character isn't well written. Seems to be an emotional and mental 12 year old in a grown man's body. The acting doesn't help either.All in all the movie was so bad that I lost interest in the characters and the story. I spend my time getting frustrated over the very very poor focusing of the camera. A shallow depth of field with characters apparently moving so fast that the focus can't follow. Dialogues where the focus can't keep track with the character that is talking. Before the person who's talking is in focus, the next guy is already talking. Scenes where the focus between different takes is obviously not the same (Somerhalder in the Italian restaurant scene). One shot of the scene is sharp, the next shot is soft. When they're on the beach I spent my time looking into the reflection of Byrd's sunglasses where I could clearly see the guy holding the reflector. That is some really horrible stuff.
quiet riot
People who don't have the slightest idea of what comedy is shouldn't call what ever movie they make to be funny. "How To Make Love To a Woman" is anything but funny, its boring and awful. the story is so old and feels like the writer just copied bits from other successful comedies. The acting in this movie can be compared to actors who perform in soft-core porn movies, imitating copied dialogues, trying to be funny and instead making a complete fool out of themselves. so if one day you are having a normal day and want to know what it feels like if you slam your head in the wall for more than one hour than please go and watch this movie.
Loveofthedark
This wasn't a horrible movie, I HATE comedies but it wasn't my turn to pick a movie this time. I was completely bored the first half an hour or so but then was forced to pay attention from lack of anything else to do. I'm glad I did, Ken Jeoung as usual is so outlandish he's hysterical and the one liners are set perfectly.The whole "plot" of the movie is set around a guy who cannot get his girlfriend "train to Orlando" during sex, so he seeks the help of friends, lesbians, porn stars, and even his family to give him pointers on what to do. Afraid of losing said girlfriend, guy tries the advice with funny outcomes.Eugene Byrd is hilarious as the best friend and the other spare characters all give enough of a performance to make this movie a good laugh. I was pleasantly surprised and would say it is worth the suffering of the slow beginning and if nothing else the scene with Jenna Jameson at the gas station is classic!
