GamerTab
That was an excellent one.
Organnall
Too much about the plot just didn't add up, the writing was bad, some of the scenes were cringey and awkward,
FirstWitch
A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.
Sammy-Jo Cervantes
There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.
SuzetteAndrea
First, I would like to comment to the jerk who said this film was "porn". It is NOT porn, and if you were ANY kind of man, you'd know that. Have you seen porn before little boy? If so, then you'd know this is not one of them. It is simply called NC17 Rated NOT X, which means simulated sex and nudity. No actual real sex going on here, son. As for myself in doing this type of film, this was the first and only film that I did of this sort, which is neither bad nor good, it just is. Sometimes being in Hollywood, you come across films like these that offer you money when you keep putting your groceries on your credit card, and therefore, they don't seem so bad at the time. They aren't bad, just not great type of films that you wouldn't take your child to, by any means. As far as the acting is concerned, when you are acting in such films as these, they give you the script at times THAT DAY or maybe (if you're lucky) a day or two ahead of time, therefore, the actors are scrambling to memorize and get to know their characters in any way what so ever before filming begins. Third, it is unnerving to have 20 to 30 crew members watch you and try to make anything believable when the producers themselves simply want to make a "quick" film and be done with it. So, don't judge, jerk-off, unless you've been there yourself and you've been in Hollywood and you've scraped for your meals and you know what it's like to struggle. Considering the little amount of time these films are written, memorized, and produced, this is one of the better ones! It's not like normal film making with millions of dollars in budgets where they take 8 to 12 months of filming! You obviously are just a pathetic guy sitting at your computer begging for a bone to be thrown your way. Good luck! And for those of you looking for a film to just hang out with your honey, get a little hot, have some wine, and perhaps not take it so seriously, this is your film! Now go have some fun and thanks for watching! ~Suzette
alvinhoffman
Silicon Valley is the home of many high tech firms. This film came from Silicon Mountains. Don't these girls know when too much looks artificial? They are beautiful, but too much silicone is distracting. If Steve had been a lawyer his actions would be acceptable. But accountants seem unimaginative so his wife needed to take command. Accountants are not supposed to be creative. Good Steve was mentally straight even thought he bought into the wife's pushing under duress. The unreal ending had me puzzled. What type of business is he being asked to run? How much will it pay? Why is he on a vacation when he should be starting work. Is Steve really an incompetent at work but great as a husband?
MissMeggie
Porn is good. Porn is fun. Porn is not meant to be a serious film. However, these filmmakers obviously thought this was the little porn that could. One day, some hardcore screenwriter looked at his script and said, "this could be a real movie". And then it was, and things got very, very ugly. Flaws include casting (Suzette Andrea as Denise is utterly unconvincing as someone that could lure a husband from his sexy wife; Michele Perry looks way to old for her husband) and hair and makeup (again, Suzette Andrea has some ridiculous hairstyles). Chief flaw, however, is dialogue. When Denise compares love to a rose to Susan at first one is induced to wonder if she's being sarcastic; when the realization comes that Denise is actually trying to have a serious heart to heart with Susan it is obvious once again that yes, you are watching a glorified porno.
Smooth B
Michelle Perry....now there's a name I have to remember. Not only is she beautiful, but she's a healthy girl. Not fat, but just the right amount in all the right places. Now she's got some meat on her bones!Okay, now what was I talking about? Oh yeah, the movie.When a woman's husband (woman played by Michelle Perry) loses his job, his brainstorming wife comes up with an outlandish scheme...."How about I rent you out to my friends for cash?"That's right. She makes her hubby become a gigolo.And she names the business "Rent My Husband, Please." Yep.Now, this is the type of gigolo I'd like to be, if I ever became one! Not the ones who wine and dine the middle-aged spinsters, but the ones who get to sleep with the most beautiful women you've ever laid your eyes on. There's this one girl in there who has a great body and an Australian accent! Wow!Even though many men would kill to be in his position, the poor guy can't keep up. He wants his old office job back. That's when I lost faith in the movie. But who can blame him....his wife becomes a slavedriver, not caring about how he feels. He's just a piece of meat, but to me....that's okay, as long as he still gets to have sex with the hot women.Alas, it doesn't work out the way I wanted it to (i.e. guy leaving wife to become a gigolo full-time...on his own) but at least it was fun while it lasted. Take a good look at it the next time it's on Cinemax.