Lovesusti The Worst Film Ever

Ploydsge just watch it!

Brendon Jones It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.

Guillelmina The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.

Fawny An odyssey to remember. I simply cannot remember the last time I was so moved. To start with we are presented with the beautiful Lolita, (soon to be) scantily clad space censorship warden, and the perfect hostess to our magical journey through time, space, and beyond.Lolita shows us an astoundingly erotic range of clips, with a titantic amount of god-gifted breasts and sculpted arses.Our first tale takes us into the realms of art. Sherri, a stunning brunette with obvious psychological troubles allows us to probe deep into her psyche, as we discover her long hidden secret. Initially sparked by the traumatic sighting of horrendously fake boobs at her art class, Sherri steadily begins to remember her sordid past. The symbolism of a ring being taken was moving and maturely modernistic in its application to this genre, creating a stunning segment of erotic cinema. I was really turned on. I especially enjoyed the cameo appearance of Sasha, the Italian with questionable trauma-coping reflexes.Lolita's second tale was set in the darkly moody space prison, reminiscent of the best of film noir of this cinematic period. Emblazoned in PVC, the dominating prison guard gave an excellent performance, overshadowed perhaps only by the inmates' hair, which gave breathtaking personality to their roles. Credibility was further added to the various races through the sparing use of makeup to give an overall natural look to the impoverished inmates.Our final tale was set in the diner with a difference. What a plot twist! Unburdoned by the strings of time, the diner was host to a plethora of erotic encounters, spanning entire eras, from Neolithic to the future, where leather-tassled mattress wrestling is an everyday sport. This insightful view into what is to come gave added realism to the overall project, and truly made the film a classic.Compounded throughout by an astonishing use of atmospheric and swelling music of breathtaking variety, Lolita 2000 can truly be revered as the film of our generation. In times to come, undoubtedly it will be held up among such greats as Casablanca, Ben Hur, and Psycho, as a film that truly reflected the zeitgeist of the time.A must see!!

Theo Robertson Thankfully the only dodgy thing about LOLITA 2000 is the title . Come to think of it it`s a really stupid title for a soft core porn movie which may turn off a potential audience , but take it from me that the cast are well above the age of consent . I should know because watched this movie over and over again , made a note of the cast members names , typed them into an internet search engine to find out their dates of births and I can confirm it`s all above board . We`re not talking Traci Lords here As you`d expect in these type of movies there`s a very basic premise that`s just an excuse to show some soft core sex , but LOLITA 2000 is better than most simply because the cast look like they might actually be having sex , and boy are the actresses fit with special mention going to Gabriella Hall If I have any complaints it`s to do with the sound cutting out during the sex scenes to be replaced by muzak which is my main gripe about all these soft core movies . But I musn`t grumble too much because the cast are hot which is not something I can say about many hard core movies

David Brown Lolita 2000 ranks up there with Virtual Encounters 1, Virtual Encounters 2, and Femalien as one of the "must have" softcore videos that Surrender Cinema released in the last half of the 1990's.This is what softcore is supposed to be. The women are beautiful, the sex scenes are plentiful, and the action stops just short of actual hardcore. My favorites scenes were the prison cell lesbians and the totally gratuitous encounter between the 1950's lovers in the diner.This is an easy recommendation.

Mangler ...if you don't mind the obvious faking, but then maybe I'm expecting too much from this category of flicks - those that ride the line between R and X. An effort to make the faking more debatable to the eagle-eyes would be nice.There were a few NICE scenes in Exotic House of Wax - perhaps if Surrender Cinema made more like it...