Steinesongo Too many fans seem to be blown away

Lovesusti The Worst Film Ever

Tedfoldol everything you have heard about this movie is true.

Hattie I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

doctorsmoothlove The filmmakers of Monsturd got one thing right: they came up with a good title for their movie. A title like this one brings back memories of the puns Troma studios gave to many of its films. Just reading the DVD cover of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead, among others, will result in a chuckle. The real challenge the movie faces is sustaining itself beyond that guaranteed first laugh. It takes good writing or self-unaware delusion to do this successfully. You have to build on the main idea of your campy movie by placing it within some social or historical context.The plot is largely irrelevant as the story wasn't thought out to be anything more than a punch line for poop jokes. A serial killer escapes from prison and flees into the sewers where he is killed by police. His body falls into chemical runoff and he becomes a killer feces man. The filmmakers try to use this setup to parody various horror films, including Jaws, but none of them work. One of the police officers tells the mayor of Butte County (get it) to cancel this year's chili festival. The Monsturd, despite being played by a costumed actor, is able to move through the sewer system and attack people on the pot. This theoretical excremental rampage could have been funny, if the creature weren't destroyed right as the festival begins.The movie isn't nearly as funny as it needs to be, given that title. The crew was too assured that what they were making was clearly humorous. They are in on the jokes before we ever are. In a few scenes, the actors visibly withhold laughs. The title character's situation is a convenient way around writing any dialog that could be quotable. There is no way the creature could ever be put in a comical situation because it doesn't exist anywhere outside of the minds of the filmmakers. With so many one-liners running out of each character, you'd think these people had never watched any of the most recent worst mainstream movies.Not Recommended

raemil87 This movie was a real trip. To see people actually get terrorized by something that sometimes is hard to pass (ha,ha) anyway is something to see.My Husband and I live for movies like this. Movies that you just expect to be bad but, have some funny or memorable moments in it so you can't forget it. One the one hand you have actors trying to break in the business by playing in these types of movies and have no acting experience so the expressions are to die for. The most memorable line in the movie is when the little girl sees Monsturd and goes to tell her father. When the father tries to go in the bathroom the little girl replies,"Don't go in there daddy the doo doo will get you". I was rolling in the floor. This movie is only for the strong at stomach.

missykat Saying this film was so bad it was good would be wrong. It's terrible. But in my defense, I'm a huge fan of bad horror and potty humor. Just can't resist. It was only natural that I should pick up this little turd of a flick at my video store purely for the title and it's cover.As the film begins a cute little blonde girl is asking her father to tell her a bedtime story. Instead, he asks her to tell him one. Her tale begins in the setting of a little place called Butte County (get it?) where a science experiment goes very wrong. Born is the giant Turd Monster (long story short) that craps all over everyone in its path. The monster itself resembles little piles of fake rubber doggy-doo all glued together! The movie isn't hilarious, but I laughed in spite of myself. It's in the vein of "Redneck Zombies", but not nearly as funny. Monsturd isn't a Troma flick, but it should be!This is a gross-out flick, pure and simple. Don't expect too much and you won't be disappointed.

jayro The makers of Monsturd set out to make a movie that would be so "crappy" it's funny. They even tried adding jokes in and funny bits. Oh they're funny, but just because grown people actually spent hours of their lives dedicated to this. Here's the thing, if you like horrible movies with horrible acting for the sake of laughing at it, this is one to see once and probably only once. If nothing else it'll make you feel a lot better about what you're doing with your life. Also, the more people you're watching this with the better. I'd give a grade or a star to this movie, but it's not even worthy of that. In fact, it's not even worthy of being called a movie. It's just, Monsturd...the biggest piece of crap man ever created. So yeah, go rent it.