Senteur As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.

Portia Hilton Blistering performances.

Sienna-Rose Mclaughlin The movie really just wants to entertain people.

Ezmae Chang This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

Comeuppance Reviews "No Contest" is a silly rip-off of "Die Hard".The plot: Sharon Bell (Tweed) is hosting a beauty pageant when Oz (Clay) and his band of criminals take over the proceedings. Now it's up to Sharon to save the day! This movie is worth-watching for the unintentional comedy. The climax is hilarious! Dice and Tweed battle it out on a rooftop using martial arts. The sight of Clay doing roundhouse kicks and other similar moves is very amusing. Tweed also can't do karate and there's always a long shot instead of a closeup.The acting by all is horrible, but it's not a big deal because you can't take this seriously.If you've been asking yourself "Can Andrew "Dice" Clay perform martial arts?" Rest assured. This is the movie you've been waiting for! For more insanity, please visit: comeuppancereviews.com

skuhl This movie had no readily apparent redeeming qualities. I watched it for a quite a while and did not manage to endure the entire thing. I hung on for as long as I did simply to try to put a name to some of the actors on screen :John Calicos and Andrew Dice Clay.The only positive thing I could say about the movie was that it had some nice exterior shots of buildings.That's about all.S.

MisterWhiplash Andrew Dice Clay and Shannon Tweed star in this film that is a action film, but like dice's Ford Fairlane, is a funny film past all of it's action. Tweed and Dice make a good pair as the heroine and villain. Not exactly the best acting, and no nudity from Tweed made me feel bad, but what can you do. Because with dice (in a action film so bad it is a hilarious comedy) you can't loose. A-

Dave-330 This movie is so bad on every level imaginable. It is still entertaining because it is bad enough that I couldn't stop laughing. Tweed and Clay make overacting an art form and are obviously miscast as the heroine and villain. Piper is Piper. He looks like he's going to laugh each time he tries to be menacing. Davi should be ashamed of himself for being in this "Die Hard" clone. You've got four of the worst over-actors in the business, how good can it be? It would rate a "0" as an action movie, and a "4" as a comedy. Just a note for all you Tweed lovers, she's not nude, and I think this is the first Tweed movie with no nudity at all.