Artivels Undescribable Perfection

Afouotos Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

Doomtomylo a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.

Melanie Bouvet The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.

MartinHafer This is the story of a group of men in an honors unit at the local prison. Because these men have earned the warden's trust, they are able to work in the community and have special privileges. Unfortunately, somehow a complete thug was admitted to the honors unit and threatens to ruin the program for everyone. And, when this bad egg escapes, the rest of the inmates in the program help track down the guy and dispense justice. In the midst of all this is a story about a guy who was framed--framed by the same guy who just escaped.Have you ever seen a film that is pretty good only to have an ending so preposterous and stupid that it made you wish you hadn't wasted your time? That's exactly my experience with "Numbered Men". The plot isn't bad at all and there are some nice performances--but the ending was just so dumb it pretty much sours me on the film. It earns a 4 simply because the first 90% of the film is decent and probably would have earned a 6.

kidboots Bernice Claire was billed as "California's Youngest Soprano" and had the most beautiful voice. No one will ever know why she fell by the wayside after the first rash of early movie musicals were over. Even though by 1931 she was touring vaudeville, First National obviously had enough faith in her to put her into "Numbered Men", a film about prison life and definitely not a musical. The star was Conrad Nagel, probably one of the most over worked actors of the early sound period because of his beautiful diction. In 1930 he made 11 pictures, in 1931 he did 10. When talkies were being cast, the word went out "Get Nagel - he can talk"!!! - talkies had refreshed his wilting career.This was a pretty good film with realistic sets and helped by some excellent acting. When prison tough guy Callahan (Ralph Ince) is transferred to the "Honor Wing" (who knows why? - he is as nasty as they come) the other prisoners are up in arms. They are men without names and 26521 (Nagel) is the leader whom the others go to for advice. 31857 (Raymond Hackett) is the eager young kid who was obviously framed (by gangster Rinaldo (Maurice Black)). His girl on the outside Mary (Claire) has promised to wait (10 long years!!) but Rinaldo finds her working at a country diner and convinces her that Buddy will want someone younger when he does get out so she reluctantly agrees to help organise an escape. Meanwhile Callahan has planned a prison riot that gives him a chance to escape with "Babyface" (Ivan Linow, who starred with Lon Chaney in that years "The Unholy Three"), another prisoner, mad with grief because his mother had just died. The warden wants to dismantle the whole honor system but 26521 promises that he and the rest of the road gang will capture Callahan dead or alive if the warden will only keep the system going. Mary can't convince Bud to escape, he feels he owes it to his friends to stick it out but just as she locks him in the store room Callahan climbs in through the window....Conrad Nagel was the nominal star but he was over shadowed by a powerhouse performance by Ralph Ince as the desperate escapee. Raymond Hackett (later married to Blanche Sweet) had a few emotional scenes and Bernice Claire was just fine as Mary. This role proved she was a good emotional actress who didn't need to rely on singing to keep the public interested.

edwagreen The acting by the lead characters is amateurish at best.The film discusses the honor system among the road gang in jail. It's as if there is an advantage to doing road work. Remember, "I Am a Member of A Chain Gang," that got to the real gritty about road or chain work in prisons. This picture actually thinks it's an honor to achieve such a task.As the head of the road workers, Conrad Nagel acts more like he is a college professor; the guy who is known as the kid is more like a college preppy. When you hear the latter speak, you know that the only thing he is guilty of is appearing in this corny film.Then there is Mary, who works on a farm near the road gang. She does this so that she can be near the kid. She falls for the claims of the guy who framed the kid who tells her that he can help her guy escape.There is the typical member of the gang who sounds like he came out of Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn, New York. He really did a great imitation of Leo Gorcey of the Our Gang Group.Nagel takes the fall for the kind. That doesn't surprise one. He may have taken the fall for the entire 75 minutes of this junior high school type production.

Alonzo Church The opening credits, listing the jail characters only by their numbers, and an opening title card, grandly proclaiming how convicts give up the right to a name, promise a grim drama of men imprisoned, and railing against their fate. The director -- Mervyn LeRoy, who would later helm I am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang -- also promises something serious, and perhaps grim. Instead, however, what is delivered is entertaining for all the wrong reasons, as, when the script does not dwell on all the long-standing prison clichés, it fixes on some of the most absurd plotting ever seen in a prison movie.The story features Conrad Nagel as a good-hearted ex-counterfeiter who takes a callow new inmate under his wing, and who, later, helps out the warden when a really nasty convict escapes by generating a prison riot. Nagel's performance is fine, but gets lost in the plot silliness, typified by a prison "honor system" where the warden shows a lack of concern about security that rivals Col. Klink. Other moments of plot outrageousness (mostly involving the lengths Conrad Nagel will go to sacrifice himself for the somewhat dimwitted juvenile hero) destroy any sort of believability, but add a sort of Ed Wood zaniness to the proceedings, particularly in the movie's final reel. LeRoy is a good enough director that the action in this film does not drag, so, if you like "so bad its good cinema", you will probably like this.