Protraph Lack of good storyline.

Limerculer A waste of 90 minutes of my life

FuzzyTagz If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

BeSummers Funny, strange, confrontational and subversive, this is one of the most interesting experiences you'll have at the cinema this year.

Boyd Lets be honest, when a company can't find enough scenes from a film to make it look bearable at least, there's no hope ... Surely this rubbish isn't going to be shown in cinemas ... The trailer looks absolutely pathetic ... Like something off a arrogant child's home video shoot ... Its got to go straight to the bin ... Oh sorry, video disk ... And it isn't the first 3d Dracula film ... Argento made one last year that hasn't been released yet ... That's supposed to be a bit of a stinker too ... But quite frankly looks way better than this thing ... So anyway ... Thats my review of the trailer ... Unfortunately of course IMDb's rule of ten lines at least is often difficult to cover on work that should never have been made in the first place ... So these bits are somewhat superfluous, though not as disposable as Saint Dracula 3d of course :)