Scary Movie 5

2013 "Evil is coming. Bring protection."
3.5| 1h28m| PG-13| en| More Info
Released: 12 April 2013 Released
Producted By: Dimension Films
Country: United States of America
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Home with their newly-formed family, happy parents Dan and Jody are haunted by sinister, paranormal activities. Determined to expel the insidious force, they install security cameras and discover their family is being stalked by an evil dead demon.

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Dynamixor The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.
ThedevilChoose When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
Rio Hayward All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
Sarita Rafferty There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.
lorcan-61881 Scary Movie 5 came out in 2013,7 years after Scary Movie 4,this film made YouTube blow with fan trailers and scripts that made this film look awful. This tells the story of Jody and her husband who move into the house that's haunted and woooo,scary stuff happens that isn't scary,ha ha!! This film was utterly awful. First of all,the acting,this films acting was f*cking terrible,Ashley Tisdale:Awful,Simon Rex:Awful and everyone else was just awful. This film parodied 'Mama,Paranormal Activity,Rise of the planet of the apes,black swan,cabin in the woods and evil dead'. This film is absolutely horrible and it was such a waste of gathering all my excitement up for this film because it was so bad. I was so so so looking for forward to this. HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!! Scary Movie 5 is terrible. Don't Watch This.No plans have been made for a sixth film and lets hope it stays that way
alrusafi Scary movie 5, as a sequel, was a real disaster, especially, if compared to the really successful 1-4 counterparts. At the very beginning, the Sheen-Lohan sex scene started well till useless details were added which made this scene so monotonous. The other successive scenes which over-employed children made the movie even provocatively and non-amusingly shocking. Lots of scenes appeared to have the aim of stereotyping, to give few examples, the Latino housemaid metonymically indicated that Latinos foolishly and frequently appeal to God to rid them of superstitious-based troubles caused by their own clumsy nature. Blacks (Snoopy Dog) a drug addict outlaw, (Tyson) was even more foolish, the psychic was a dodger, thieve, and con, in addition to the black ballet dancer who couldn't even fit into the romantic art; though she was good in lascivious pole dancing. Scary movie 5 could be the worst movie in history ever.
Austin All I have to say is this is the worst of the franchise and really sucks, what happened to make people want to create a POS like this? David Zucker you should be ashamed for producing this and ripping people off! The Wayans bros. need to come back! This shouldn't be making a dime, it is trash and not funny! Ashley Tisdale is a Disney has been and so is everyone else here. The jokes were written on a nap kin by a toddler, these are the worst gags ever, I am not kidding! Dimension films does not care about making good stuff and that's why they are douche bags! This is proof! Do yourself a favor and watch Airplane instead, at least it's funny and not retarded like scary movie farts(excuse me, 5!. This franchise is dead.
Python Hyena Scary Movie 5 (2013): Dir: Malcolm D. Lee / Cast: Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Lidia Porto, Erica Ash, Molly Shannon: About on par with the previous two sequels. That is to say that it is nowhere near as good as Scary Movie but certainly better than the relentlessly bad Scary Movie 2. This one stars Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex as a couple put in charge of three children. These children behave like animals in a reference to Mama. Tisdale desires a return to ballet in a Black Swan reference. Rex works at a lab that examines the intelligence of apes in a reference to Rise of the Planet of the Apes. As with previous sequels there is nice touches to the story including a great opening involving Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in a jab at Paranormal Activity. Other films referenced here are Insidious, Inception, and the repeatedly verbally referenced Cabin in the Woods. Tisdale and Rex pull through with all sorts of strange night terrors happening. Tisdale even dons the hideous black wig that Jessica Chastain wore in Mama thus indicating how idiotic she appeared. Rex is involved in several home improvement accidents before he enlists the help of one of the apes to watch the children. The stealing performance is Lidia Porto as Maria the nanny with religious rituals that go into overload. Molly Shannon pulls a mean Winona Ryder in her take on Black Swan and being ticked off. Other roles span from amusing to merely reciting better films. Director Malcolm D. Lee presents the visual jokes but a misfire film. At any rate it proves I am right in claiming that Mama is one of the worst films of the year. Score: 5 ½ / 10