Janae Milner
Easily the biggest piece of Right wing non sense propaganda I ever saw.
Mandeep Tyson
The acting in this movie is really good.
Tobias Burrows
It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.
SanteeFats
Hey any movie with a young Tuesday Weld is watchable. Yeah this movie is very campy but it has some good scenes as far as I am concerned. There are several pretty well known actors in this movie. Mamie Van Doran, Tuesday Weld, Jackie Coogan (Uncle Fester), Martin Milner, Louis Nye, and John Carradine. Conway Twitty even has a part and sings. How a stripper gets 13 degrees is beyond me but I guess with an IQ of 268 anything could happen especially in a movie!! Bridget Bardot's sister even has a role here as an exchange student. I was actually surprised by Van Doran's acting ability, it was not top notch but a lot better than I expected. I thought she mostly be just covered T & A but not so.
dallaswhiskey
This movie has it all. There's Mamie van Doren as a super-intelligent professor/tassel-tosser. There's her pet monkey that plays the piano and the drums. There's a robot. There are gangsters. There's a ten-minute dream sequence of topless strippers. There's a high-speed firetruck driving scene with lots of nice 50s cars. There's Mamie making an introduction to her new students by shooting two revolvers all over the lecture room. Mamie shooting at the camera with a fire extinguisher. Conway Twitty singing rock'n'roll. Vampira making an appearance as a shaggy lab assistant. Brigitte's sister Mijanou Bardot sweet-talking as a French exchange student. What more could you possibly want? 103 minutes (uncut), never a dull moment. This is entertainment. If you are looking for something clever, you don't pick a movie named "Sex kittens go to college" anyway.
jadedalex
This movie, along with "High School Confidential" and an even worse "College Confidential" (with Steve Allen) are among the most witless and unfunny productions, geared towards "teenagers", coming out of Hollywood in this era of late fifties and early sixties .... how may of these films was Albert Zugsmith involved in? I just checked....all three!You'd think that there would be some nostalgic appeal in seeing Mamie Van Doren, in her prime. Or the very young and nubile Tuesday Weld, a pretty Mijanou Bardot (Brigitte Bardot's sister). But the plot is so lame, it's real work to get through this film. It hardly utilizes the talents of Maila Nurmi ("Vampyra"). She is reduced to a short unfunny bit as a school secretary, her beauty hidden by dorky glasses.Jackie Coogan must have felt like he was pounding the last nails in his coffin, I mean career. Fortunately, his classic turn as "Uncle Fester" on "The Addams Family" left us with some pleasant memories of the former child actor.Seeing officer Pete Malloy (Martin Milner) as a big part of this sleazy production is a side of Martin we never saw in his stiff portrayal of the LAPD officer in "Adam-12".This movie is not easily obtained, but I got my DVD copy relatively cheap via the internet. I couldn't quite understand why "Sex Kittens" was never shown on the late, late show, along with "High School Confidential".I was about falling to sleep through this unfunny romp. (Really sad to see a talent like Louis Nye wasted here.) Then I perked up, as after all of the movie's unfunny situations, we finally get to look at real Hollywood mammary glands. Some brunette does a topless striptease and had I not already been so bored by the movie's asinine antics, I might have livened up a bit for her.So, essentially, for it's time, "Sex Kittens Go To College" is a soft-core porn film. That's why it never turned up on the late, late show. This film reminds me of "Orgy of the Dead", where the director does for me what no other director besides "Sex Kitten's" auteur has done -- by the end of the movie, I'm kind of tired of watching cleavage and mammary glands. Don't get me wrong. Movie is worth it for the early footage of Tuesday Weld. Too much footage of the goofy robot, and not enough Mijanou!But the movie, well....if it looks like a zugsmith, and smells like a zugsmith, it's probably damn well a zugsmith.
eminges
There are no actual decapitations, cattle mutilation, desecration of houses of worship, or spurting arteries in Sex Kittens Go To College. Within those limits, this is ghastly beyond anything you can imagine. Imagine Mamie van Doren as an ex-stripper with an IQ of 268 and twelve college degrees - no, thirteen, hired as a college professor. Imagine Jackie Coogan as a blustering oilman doing a 45-minute W.C. Fields impression. Imagine Martin Milner out-geeking Eddie Deezen, a twelve-foot robot named Thinko that handicaps horse races, a chimp in golf pants. Imagine the most credible and disciplined performance in the film being turned in by Louis Nye. Imagine Vampira so hagged out you'd flee to the arms of Nancy Kulp...Brigitte Bardot's little sister as an exchange student...Conway Twitty...fire engine...funny gangsters... Are your sides aching with laughter yet? Terrifyingly awful. The only saving grace is that neither Woody Woodbury nor Paul Anka makes a guest appearance.
