Plustown A lot of perfectly good film show their cards early, establish a unique premise and let the audience explore a topic at a leisurely pace, without much in terms of surprise. this film is not one of those films.

Joanna Mccarty Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.

Lachlan Coulson This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.

Fleur Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

Leofwine_draca SHIRA: THE VAMPIRE SAMURAI is a no budget action movie shot in a wooded location. It looks like the director and his mates got hold of some plastic props and a suit of samurai armour and decided to shoot a movie with it, making up the story and dialogue as they went along. The film is chock full of low rent and disappointing action sequences centred around the film's protagonist, a half-vampire woman with cool contact lenses. There's very little to say about this silly production other than that it's an embarrassing bore.

Woodyanders Feisty half-human, half-vampire samurai warrior Shira (woodenly played by tasty brunette knockout Chona Jason) must stop evil vampire warlord Kristof (an outrageously hammy portrayal by Adrian Zmed) from populating the world with a new breed of bloodsuckers who can exist in the daytime. Boy, does this uproariously awful clunker strike out something rotten in every possible way: Jeff Centauri's clumsy (mis)direction, the cruddy CGI effects, William Joseph Hill's shamelessly derivative script (the central premise blatantly copies "Blade"!), the ineptly staged fight scenes, several ham-fisted attempts at pathos (poor Shira can't fully commit herself to her human lover -- boo hoo!), the tacky gore, the crude cinematography, the lousy make-up (the vampires look like they're wearing plastic fangs that were purchased at the local dollar store!), Hal Oppenheimer's overbearing thunderous score, and, most of all, the terrible acting from the lame no-name cast -- Lamar Knight easily cops the top thespic dishonors with his supremely irritating performance as obnoxious wisecracking hipster Fingers ("Believe that!") -- all ensure that this hopelessly horrible stinker delivers a wealth of gut-busting unintentional belly laughs. As a nice added bonus, the buxom Mrs. Jason bares her beautifully bountiful breasts a few times. An absolute schlocky hoot.

noisecandy Unbelievably bad acting almost makes this abysmal film amusing. However the pathetic storyline,cretinous direction, horrible amateur cinematography and a female lead that needs to go back to working in a call centre manage to stifle the laughs in favour of groans. Why is there some idiot from TJ HOOKER in this? Surely he cant be that broke. Even a deranged dwarf wearing flip-flops who gropes everything he can get his hands on cannot save this. The fangs are joke-shop hilarious. Plastic swords, fake sneers and ridiculously moody glares abound. The dreadful soundtrack compounds the misery of watching this. If it's tits and raspberry sauce you want, this is the film for you. Dire, droll and dismal. "Shira, we need you to serve humanity one last time " - indeed we do, kill the director for us. THIS IS AWFUL - DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING IT.

JoeB131 Badly edited, badly acted, and a plot that made little sense, and they resurrected Adrian Zmed of TJ Hooker fame as a Vampire. What could possibly go wrong? Well, quite a lot, actually.Shira is a Samurai babe from 16th century Japan who gets turned into a vampire, but commits seppuku before the transformation is complete. That allows them to train her to be a vampire huntress. The action keeps switching back and forth from 16th century Japan to 21st century LA.Now don't get me wrong, the lead actress, Chona Jason, looks pretty good for a woman in her forties. Except when they do close ups of her face, that is. She gathers a bad of barely competent vampire hunters to do the exposition for her and keep her mangled lines of dialog to a minimum. (Chona, honey, when you make the transition from Playboy Model to actress, it usually helps to take acting lessons).Intersplice some badly choreographed fight scenes, gratuitous nude scenes with a beefcake with even less acting ability. "Why can't we be together?" "I wouldn't want to put you through hell." HEY, try watching this movie, that's hell!) The idea is that Adrien wants to impregnate Shira so he can give birth to a race of "Daywalkers" to help vampires take over the world. This ends in a final scene where the last of the inept vampire hunters and vampires wipe each other out, and Shira survives to fret about the possibility of being the only one stuck in the sequel.