StunnaKrypto Self-important, over-dramatic, uninspired.

Invaderbank The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

Dirtylogy It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

Yazmin Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.

mrivas-42691 Cheesy, drawn out, cheap, not funny. Film either tries too much or not enough and never meets a happy median.

Alexander_TheOne Out of 2100 movies watched. I would rate this as the worst pure, utter bullshit I've ever seen. (Haven't watched vampires suck yet.) The script seemed to be written along the way, Acting, Costumes and effects are among the most ridiculously bad someone could possible do.They used the name, the genre to make money. It's the only ambition and reason people who made it had.I honestly wonder if the director himself even would/have watch/ed the movie more than 1 time..To sum it up, avoid at all cost. Watch only if you are a huge movie nerd, or want to see how to absolutely not!!, make a movie.

curiosarcana Despite the poor reviews, I gave it a try. I LOVE horror comedy. On the comedy scale I gave this a two. On the horror scale it's an absolute ZERO.Leslie Nielsen is wonderful, but his role is sadly minimal. The monsters, such as they are, are present, but never actually injure, attack, or kill anybody! Our "heroes" spend ninety percent of the movie running away from them.There is NO morbid humor whatsoever. All of the jokes, and as far as I can remember, and I do mean ALL of them, are sex or potty related. Better than half of them are poorly timed or badly executed, and while we can tell that it was supposed to be funny, it doesn't manage to actually evoke that much laughter.The first half hour, I was thinking "this isn't so bad", expecting it to get better as the action ramped up. An hour later, it still hadn't.Regardless of whether you're looking for laughs or blood, you'll find neither one here.

aarelf Stan Hellsing is the worst film i have ever seen . It try,s to be funny but it is not in the slightest. Its cringe worthy how bad this movie is. Don,t waste your time watching it . You will be disappointed. It,s attempt of being humorous is actually more entertaining than what they intended to be entertaining. The whole time i was watching this movie i was waiting for it to get funny but it never did. I am kinda assuming that they had a low budget because of the quality of the movie But they chose to do a movie with to many actors that are all terrible rather than paying a better script writer or doing a better job on the costumes. The only way this movie would be acceptable would be if it was fan made. I don,t even know why they released this movie in general or how it ever made it across the sea Im just happy i got it free with another DVD rather than paying for it.