Steineded
How sad is this?
Comwayon
A Disappointing Continuation
mraculeated
The biggest problem with this movie is it’s a little better than you think it might be, which somehow makes it worse. As in, it takes itself a bit too seriously, which makes most of the movie feel kind of dull.
Mehdi Hoffman
There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.
Kent Elam
Teeth & Blood is a soon to be classic, camp, horror film. It captures your attention & imagination from the very beginning as it takes you on a journey of archetypical vampire drama.You don't have to worry about being scared or bored with this cinematic adventure. You just wonder what theatrical school these actors came from! The storyline isn't bad and even has satirical, comedic lines every so often. Additionally the vampires' bites could have benefited from "more bite". But it all contributes to Teeth & Blood's perverse appeal. And again from beginning to end, you're not bored. Hopefully there will be a sequel.
JoeB131
This film looked like one of those. I really kept thinking about Blacula.So the plot is that an actress is killed on a set of a cheap vampire movie and they send in two detectives to infiltrate the studio, which is in fact, run by vampires.One of the detectives is supposedly a vampire hunter who apparently doesn't know all that much about hunting vampires. He has a fight with one of the vampires and then we forget about his character for a large chunk of the film while the studio is being overrun with vampires.There's also some subplot with a blood bank making synthetic blood or something, but the plot if convoluted, and it seems there were multiple directors and producers.There was also the character of the "Ghetto Vampire",who was just plain offensive to everyone.I do give this movie credit for a lot of eye-candy. Unfortunately, not a one of them could act.Also, the way vampirism works in this film, where a vampire apparently needs to feed several times a day and anyone they bite also becomes a vampire, seems like the city would be overrun with vampires pretty quickly.So I would recommend this film on a "So Bad it's good" rating.
