Karry
Best movie of this year hands down!
Blucher
One of the worst movies I've ever seen
ShangLuda
Admirable film.
Doomtomylo
a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.
a_baron
This one is the lowest common denominator. A group of American students with a collective IQ of 70 travel to Romania where they encounter - obviously not drug dealers. How does one describe this piece of celluloid trash? Well, the era of celluloid has gone, but how about "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" meets "Mad" magazine?A feisty lady vampire hunter, an evil dwarf and his hunchback daughter, confusion, mayhem, over-acted, over-scripted, obviously everybody speaks English, gags that make you want to gag, and obscure cultural references. Surprisingly, it works, although doubtless some politically correct moron will find something in it at which to take umbrage.Then there is the "Codex Eroticon"; okay, it may be five years since this film was released, but don't be too surprised if at some point in the future a book with this title is actually published.
SmellyLeopard
Both Peter and Olivier also found the movie worth a zero. Olivier: This script is probably written by a retarded child. How is it even possible that anyone would invest money to create such a ridiculous movie. The only situation I would find myself watching this again would be either drugged up or boozed out or FUBAR. If there is any positive note to this movie... It ended. SmellyLeopard: I don't like the dwarf in this movie. No offense you little people. I liked the blonde with just the head. But she can't carry the entire movie. If there is any positive thing about this movie. It is a bearded baby with a tittie on his back. Also shortly after the titted baby is shown... The movie ends. It ends on its peak. Peter: Not worth watching. There is no story to tell. Propostress and ridiculous.
JoeB131
This is supposed to be a comedy, but they telegraph the "jokes" a mile off...A group of college students are lured to a university in Transylvania, where they tangle with a cult of vampires, a sexy vampire hunter, a mad doctor (who happens to be a little person) who is trying to find a new body for his hunchback daughter.We get a bunch of tired gags, monsters that aren't very scary, and characters (way too many of them) we just don't give a flip about. Was there a point here?There are a lot of gratuitous nude scenes with a lot of the actresses. That's a plus. Not much of one, and maybe it was the excuse as to why the movie was made.
vmaxerr
I saw a late evening showing of this movie, I was the ONLY one in the show. All the teenage girls were down watching the New Moon flick. I was entertained, the movie was actually BETTER than I expected, it really was like someone else said: Animal house goes to Romania(spelling) For those of you who HAVE actually seen the movie, I give it a 10 for eye candy. I'm amazed no one has mentioned this, maybe some of you teenagers need to quit playing with your cell phone long enough to actually watch the flick.I go to the movies nearly every week, sometimes I take a chance on an unknown movie. This was such a flick, I laughed several times during the movie....I'd even pay to see it again.