Who's Your Daddy?

2005
4.5| 1h45m| R| en| More Info
Released: 18 January 2005 Released
Producted By: Middle Fork Productions
Country: United States of America
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An adopted Ohio high school senior discovers he is the inherited heir to a porn empire. Dropped into a bitter power struggle, his new flock of beautiful co-workers come to his aid.

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DubyaHan The movie is wildly uneven but lively and timely - in its own surreal way
Tayloriona Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.
Robert Joyner The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one
Arianna Moses Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.
arfdawg-1 Nice, nerdy Xenia, Ohio senior high school reporter Chris Hughes (18), paperboy and cool quarterback Hudson Reed's cool pack's punching-ball, can't even get girls to attend a free booze-party. When Chris's biological parents, publisher Peter Mack and nude model Honey, die, he inherits a horny teenager's wet dream: Heaven magazine porn empire, a huge Hollywood 'play heaven' villa and $87,000,000 cash, which instantly makes him Mr. Popularity. However his uncle Duncan 'Duncay' Mack plots with lawyer Michael Hunt, the trust administrator, to cover up their embezzlement and steal the firm while the naive heir parties and barely attends school.Doesn't that sound unique?Completely mindless movie that a 12 year old can write. Production values are decent. Music is loud. And believe it or not, the credits theme song is actually Who's your Daddy.If you are over 14, you will not be able to watch this movie. It's horrible. It's a rip off of American Pie and the lead guy even resembles the guy from AP!!! Avoid!!!
jfgibson73 I didn't enjoy this movie at all. It is about a teenager who finds out his birth parents owned a Playboy-like magazine empire, and he inherits it. He goes from being picked on and gutless to being arrogant and selfish. Then he loses his fortune and learns what is important in life from the plain-looking but career-focused girl who also runs the school paper.The DVD cover looks like this is going to be a sex comedy with a lot of nudity, but there isn't much. I say this because the only people who will be willing to sit through this are guys who just want to see some of the actresses naked, but it shows almost none. So to watch this, you have to care about the story. Except that it is terrible. So it is a total waste. Don't bother. Also, Dwayne Wayne from A Different World plays a bodyguard. Really.
kooleshwar Lets face it any guy who like such raunchy teen comedies is going to want to rent this movie the moment he reads the synopsis.Hell the first thing I thought was I've had some crazy fantasies and dreams how come I didn't think about this?!!!Hehe.And then you see the large UNRATED sign on the front and you know the movie your going to renting.The other thing that came to my mind when I came to this site was that this movie didn't have theatrical release.Shocking considering many other movies have enjoyed a theatrical release, despite the fact they have made movies on common boyhood fantasies (Girl Next Door etc). Will give you my reasoning soon.This movie had everything one can expect in such movies, the losers who wake up one day and are suddenly the coolest guys, the hot chicks, the nude chicks, the crude sexual humour, THE JOKES ON SEXUAL ORGANS AND OTHER SUCH ITEMS OF INTEREST.......ETC.and more............AGAIN WHY Didn't I THINK OF HOW COOL IT WOULD BE TO ONE DAY BE THE OWNER OF A BILLION DOLLAR PORN EMPIRE........ the breast examination scene PURE BRILLIANCE..........the boy in me had 3 simultaneous Heart Attacks, the Christian PARENTS ONE OF WHICH IS ADDICTED TO COUGH SYRUP to cool, the little brother who gets action and yet is loved by the parents, THE GAY PORN....This movie has a whole lot of stuff which is up there in comparison to the best in the field out there.The acting is pretty good and the actors look their age (i heard both leads were 27 though reminds of Sarah M G who played a teen for more than 13 yrs).The sound was only 2.1 channel and the soundtrack and score was OK in context of other movies.SO WHERES THE CATCH?...............Ever had a dream that is completely outrageous and then something happens in the dream that so illogical (and unwanted especially in the context of the dream ) that your dream is shattered and soon you get pulled back into real life...............Thats exactly what happens in this movie. Picture this.......(dream) "You've woken up one day and realised you've inherited a billion dollar porn empire..............you move into your spanking mansion with scores of nude, hot women.............the chick who's just posed nude for your magazine is always following you around.......FROLICS NAKED WITH YOU IN THE POOL.......hmmmmmmmmm......... she come into your room one night dressed in her night shirt............you make your move.........."SHE TELLS YOU THAT THIS IS ONLY A FANTASY AND YOU SHOULD WAIT AROUND AND ONLY GO FOR A GIRL YOU REALLY LOVE"......WHAT A CHICK WHO POSES NUDE FOR A MAGAZINE, FOLLOWS YOU AROUND,FROLICS NAKED WITH YOU IN THE POOL, COMES INTO YOUR ROOM AND THEN TELLS YOU THAT SHES ONLY A DREAM .....................WTF.And trust me says this is almost the exact same words, if ever there was a dream shatterer this was it.To add to that she actually protects him from other girls and tells him crap like " I'm always there if you want someone to talk to"......hello this is dream take your stupid friendship offer and get the hell out.Besides this the last scene where the bad guy who claims he has the "majority share" is suddenly overthrown by others who also have a large majority of the shares . Last I heard there could only be one Majority share holders, how could such a large chunk of the shares just go unnoticed????? And what the hell is up with Ali Landry either you expose or you don't.......it was OK in the first few movies but any guy who's seen even one of her movies knows that she is going to walk around in a bikini and nothing more..........to add insult to injury she will give you several hints of being nude but show us nothing more........GOING THROUGH THE ENTIRE MOVIE KNOWING THAT YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE HER IN ANYTHING MORE THAN A MOVIE IS VERY IRRITATING FEELING THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU.I'm sure she has inherited the warped sense of morality from another pioneer in this field SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR, whose movie career is probably worse than Ali Landry's. When your not a classic beauty or a great actor whats with leaving something to the imagination??!!! Thankfully the audience has had enough of it and neither of the actresses career is moving forward.The point is that WHILE A LARGE MAJORITY OF THE FILM IS FULL OF REALLY FUNNY SCENES, its peppered with these really stupid scenes which act as a bitter pill and are hard to swallow. (There are many more just mentioned a few).A GREAT TIMEPASS MOVIE AND Definitely WORTH WATCHING if you liked such films as American Pie, Girl Next Door etc, but this movie did not have a theatrical release and you have to prepare yourself accordingly.Go watch this movie..................while I go back my dreams............my own billion dollar empire........my own immoral angels................hmmmmmmmmmmmm..........bye bye reality.+s what super concept, really funny jokes, good acting from the leads, hot nude girls, one heart failing scene (hehe),MEETS EXPECTATIONS, did i mention the original and great fantasy..........+/-s OK performances from the supporting cast (if that matters),so so score -s Ali Landry..no exposure and a conscience get out of my face, some really stupid scenes that ruin the overall experience.Total 7/10 (didnt give it the extra point for meeting expectations as then i may set the expectations to high hehe)
gelooo69 My friends usually can put up with a lot of hopeless movies but this one was too poor for us to even watch it to the end. It was just so boring and unoriginal. Not even the "hot" girls that starred in this movie could keep me watching. Everything was just predicable and annoying.The acting was at times good.....but more times bad. The most annoying character in the whole movie that you just wanted to die would have to be the main characters best friend. The more i saw him the more i wanted to smash my screen. (you know what fat ugly kid I'm talking about)The plot has been done so many times before i think they should be sued by other movie companies. OK, it is a good idea but thats all this movie had.Overall this movie can only be watched if by your self, to save any abuse from your friends. Or, if you have absolutely nothing better to do.