Zombie Driftwood

2010 "Tourists from hell..."
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Released: 09 December 2010 Released
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Official Website: http://www.zombiedriftwood.com/
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When a cruise ship full of Caribbean tourists turn into zombies two metal fans must battle against zombie Armageddon armed only with a baseball bat, booze... and bagpipes.

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Softwing Most undeservingly overhyped movie of all time??
Motompa Go in cold, and you're likely to emerge with your blood boiling. This has to be seen to be believed.
Stephan Hammond It is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,
Billy Ollie Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable
mike McKowski i'm glad i bought this film from a Chinese DVD pirate and none of my 2 quid will make it to the pockets of the talentless fools who made this crap, couldn't even watch it all, a hundred grand to make? i could make a better zombie film for 0.01% of that, filmed on my phone using aldi ketchup for blood. it's completely unfunny, and dio Will be rolling in his metal grave to have his name associated with such drivel, don't get me wrong the concept could be amazing, voodoo zombies in the Caribbean, Bermuda triangle etc, even if done B movie style, independent film can be so much better than this for an even smaller budget, it seems like the filmmakers just spent the 100K on a holiday for themselves rather than to make a decent film, some peoples lack of any basic talent is amazing, following me round on one of my holidays would make for a far more interesting film
javier1976 I like bad movies, I really do. Of the "so bad it's good" kind. This is NOT one of them. It is plain awful. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. They attempted to make a zombie comedy (a la Shaun of the Dead, Tokyo zombie or even Zombies of mass destruction) but failed miserably. They try too hard. There isn't a single funny moment. The two "actresses" are anything but sexy, even in the few scenes when they try to be. The "music" drowns out a lot of the movie's dialog. Not that your are going to miss much, but it can get annoying. The whole thing seems to be an attempt to make some friend's rock band known. They even have a show in the middle of the zombie onslaught. The zombies "talk" (they mumble and they included some moronic lines that they act out) and go to restaurants to eat "finger food" (hands) or drink human blood out of a skull. They make TV shows. There is even zombie Hitler... Just pathetic Don't be fooled by the reviews posted by the director's friends or by the somewhat cool cover art. If only you could give negative points I would, it's THAT bad.
paully73 To start off I have a very high tolerance for crap horror movies but this had no redeeming features whatsoever. As a comedy it was incredibly devoid of humour, the jokes they did have - zombies taking over the film studio - were so over-worked that by the time you've seen them for the third time I can't imagine anyone would be laughing. Where I thought this film might excel, but didn't ,was as a schlock horror film but here still the gore was severely lacking. Don't listen to the obvious reviews of those of who were involved with the film. So what if it cost them xx£ to make; a cheap crap film, is still a balls film.
SpringJack0 Worthless crap.I usually don't comment on anything as poor as this, but the sock-puppets who reviewed this film fooled me into watching it. If I can save even a single person this embarrassment, I must try. Brain cells are at stake.This film might have been more impressive had it been directed by an 8 year old- though I'd still make sure someone kept him away from cameras in the future. I'd also recommend he be given a thorough examination by a child developmental specialist.The film claims to be funny- the only 'humor' comes from post production fart sounds littered throughout and, I suppose, the dancing of the female 'actors'.The zombie make-up appears to be made from red paint and a wasted chicken dinner.The actors are unlikable, untalented and unwatchable. The two 'sex' scenes have the participants fully clothed and are about as hot as an episode of 'The Golden Girls'.The hour and 12 min running time is padded out with cheap animation which is the best part of the production.

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